Ghazal 2 Jameel Gulrays

Na jaane kyu'n dil mein toofan bapa hai
Ke jaise aaj unn ka saamna hai

Bohot kuch hum he dekha-suna hai
Dikhaava jis ka, uss ka hi khuda hai

Bhala koi yaha'n hai na bura hai
Hai jo bhi waqt ke haatho'n hua hai

Tawoqqo kis se rakhte hai'n Jameel aap
Zamaana tau bohot badla hua hai

Yaadgaar-e-Ghalib Altaf Hussain Haali 2

Mirza ke khaas khaas shagird aur dost jin se betakallufi thi aksar shaam ko un ke paas baith'te thay. Aur Mirza suroor ke aalam mein uss waqt bohot pur-lutf baate'n kiya karte thay. Ek roz Meer Mehdi Majrooh baithe thay, aur Mirza palang par pade karaah rahe thay. Meer Mehdi paao'n daabney lagey. Mirza ne kaha " bhai tu sayyad-zaada hai,mujhe kyu'n gunaahgar karta hai? " unho'n ne nahi'n maana aur kaha aap ko aisa hi khayal hai tau pairr daabney ki ujrat de dijiye ga "  Mirza he kaha " haa'n iss ka muzayeqa nahi'n " jab woh pairr daab chuke tau unho'n ne ujrat talab ki. Mirza ne kaha " Bhaiyya kaisi ujrat? Tum ne mere paao'n daabey, mai'n ne tumhare paise daabey, hisab barabar hua."

Yaadgar-e-Ghalib, Altaf Hussain Hali

 Ek sohbat mein Mirza, Meer Taqi Meer ki taareef kar rahe thay. Shaikh Ibrahim Zauq bhi maujood thay, unho'n ne Sauda ko Meer par tarjeeh di, Mirza ne kaha " Mai'n tum ko Meeri Samjhta tha magar ab maloom hua ke aap Saudai hai'n "


Makaan ke jis kamre mein Mirza din bhar baith'te uth'te thay woh makaan ke darwaaze ki chat par tha aur uss ke ek jaanib ek kothri tung-o-taareek thi, jis ka dar iss qadar chota tha ke kothri mein bohot jhuk kar jaana padta tha, uss mein hamesha farsh bicha rehta tha aur Mirza aksar garmi ke mausam mein 10 baje se 3-4 baje tak waha'n baith'te thay. Ek din jabke Ramzan ka maheena aur garmi ka mausam tha, Maulana Azurda'h theek dopahar ke waqt Mirza se milne chale aaye. Uss waqt Mirza saheb usi kothri mein kisi dost ke saath chausar ya shatranj khel rahe thay. Maulana bhi wahi'n pahunche aur Mirza ko Ramzan ke maheene mein chausar khelte huye dekh kar kaha " hum be hadees mein padha tha ke Ramzan ke maheene mein Shaitan muqeed rehta hai, magar aaj hadees ki sehat mein tarad'dud paida ho gaya "Mirza ne kaha " qibla! Hadees bilkul sahi hai,magar aap ko maloom rahe ke woh jagah jaha'n Shaitan muqeed rehta hai woh yahi kothri tau hai ".

.....to be continued 

Hum Sab Rishtedaar Hai'n

Bachpan mein ek kahani Padhi thi, Jo kuch yu'n hai:
America ke New York shahar mein do dost raha karte thay, dono hi dher saari daulat kama kar aish ki zindagi jeena chahte thay lekin unn ki har koshish nakaam ho jaaya karti thi.

Maheeno'n ke soch-vichaar ke baad ek dost ko dher saari daulat kamaane ka ek idea soojha. Uss ne apne dost se kaha " hum ek quiz contest organise kare'n ge, shahar ke sab se bade stadium mein aur darshako'n se $100 perti vyakti fees le'n ge. Agar hamare quiz contest mein koi bhi teen prashno'n ka sahi Uttar de Gaya tau usse $5 Billion ka inaam mile ga "

Doosre dost ne poocha " Aur yeh $ 5 Billion hum laaye'n ge kaha'n se ? "

Pehle dost ne kaha " Hum aise sawal pooche'n ge, jis ka jawab pratispardhiyo'n ke paas ho ha hi nahi'n "
" jaise ? " doosre dost ne poocha

Pehle dost ne kaha " jaise 1963 mein Brazil ka HRD minister kaun tha? "

Dono'n khushi-khushi karyakaram ki tayyari mein jut gaye, khoob vigyapan kiye gaye, dhero'n PR event huye aur quiz waale din stadium khacha-khach bhar gaya. Dono dost apni saphalta par be had Khush thay.

Contest shuru hua, pehla pratispardhi jawab nahi'n de paaya, doosre ka bhi wahi haal hua aur yeh Silsila 13th pratispardhi ke aane Tak jaari raha.

Terahave'n partispardhi se pehle dost ne pooch " aapka naam kya hai? "

Pratispardhi ne jawab diya " John Britannica "

" Aap ka naam tau Encyclopedia jaisa hai " doosre dost ne kaha

" Jee Encyclopedia mere daddy ne shuru kiya tha aur aajkal mai'n uss ka editor hu'n "

Dono dosto'n ne chintit ho kar ek-doosre ko dekha.

Pehle sawaal ka sahi jawab mila, doosre prashn ka bhi uttar sahi tha.

Ab dono dosto'n ki pareshani badh gai. Kuch der sochne ke baad, doosre dost ne aa'nkho'n hi aa'nkho'n hi mein pehle dost se kaha " mai'n ise sambhal lu'n ga.

Pehle dost ne kaha " Mr Britannica, teesre prashn se pehle, mai'n kuch general sawaal aap se pooch sakta hu'n? "

" Zaroor " Mr Britannica ne jawab diya

Pehle dost ne poocha " Mr Britannica, hum sab paida kaise huye? "

Mr Britannica ne kaha " Wahi Adam aur Eve ki Kahani "

Doosre dost ne kaha " aap ko iss baat par pakka vishwas hai? "

Mr Britannica ne kaha " Jee, pakka vishwas hai "

Doosre dost ne kaha agar aap ki baat maan li jaaye tau hum sab ek-doosre ke rishtedaar huye"

Mr Britannica ne kaha " Jee Bilkul rishtedaar huye "

Doosre dost ne kaha " Mr Britannica, aap ne iss contest ke rules regulation tau padhe hi hon ge ke hamaara koi bhi rishtedaar iss contest mein bhaag nahi'n le sakta hai aur aapko hamara rishtedaar hone ke kaaran disqualify kiya jaata hai "

Yeh kahani iss liye yaad aai kyu'n ke aise tark television news channels par lagataar sunai de rahe hai'n. Jis ko hum imaandari samajhte thay uss ki dhajjiya'n udti dikhai de rahi hai'n.

Aaj lag raha hai ke hum bewaqoof thay Jo imaan ki raah par chalte rahe.

Ghazal Sahir Hoshiyarpuri

 Meri chup ko gila samjhe dua ko woh fugha'n samjhe

Na uzr-e-khamshi samjhe na andaz-e-bya'n samjhe

Kisi se kya shikayet apni khush-fehmi ka maatam hai

Wahi na-meharba'n nikla jise hum meharba'n samjhe 

Mere sijdo'n pe apni azmat qurban kar daale 

Mere sijdo'n ki azmat ko jo tera aasta'n samjhe 

Hamari khush-khayali hi vabaal-e-jaa'n hui Sahir

Wahi saabit hua rehzan jise hum meharba'n samjhe

Unwan Chishti Ghazalaai

Mere shaano'n pe un ki zulf lehrai tau kya ho ga
Mohabbat ko khunak saaye mein nee'nd aai tau kya ho ga

Paresha'n ho ke dil tark-e-talluq par hai aamada'h
Mohabbat mein yeh soorat bhi na raas aai tau kya ho ga

Sar-e-mahfil woh mujh se be-sabab aa'nkhe'n churate hai'n
Koi aise mein tohmat unn ke sar aai tau kya ho ga

Suna sakta hu'n unn ko apni barbaadi ka afsana
Phir uss ke baad unn ki aa'nkh bhar aai tau kya ho ga

Ghazal Jameel Gulrays

Gulshan uljhe, sehra uljhe
Waqt ke haatho'n kya kya uljhe

Adnaa uljhe, aala uljhe
Uljhi duniya se kya kya uljhe

Hum ne jise samjha tha nasheman
Tinke se hai tinka uljhe

Shayed apni wafa yaad aai
Baithe hai'n saraapa uljhe