Monday, December 31, 2018

I am sorry Naseer saheb…

I am sorry Naseer saheb... I did not know that my simple request, which you so kindly obliged to, would turn into a hate fest against you. I was there when you said, you were not scared, but angry at things in current India; I thought you just said what you felt, with no filters. I thought what you said was probably how a lot of people in India are probably feeling right now. But I guess, this lot as always got overpowered by the ranting voices of the few, and more to blame, the few powerful media channels, who distorted all you said, selectively picking half sentences and persecuting you with their concocted lies, and twisted hunger for sensationalism. 
But I am glad, a few from this powerful media community remained sane and tried clearing the air. But, alas! The ranting, the fake crying foul noises, ended up slinging much mud on you and pulling you to the front page of newspapers in such an unseemly manner. Ah! if only I hadn’t requested you to contribute to the story on Katha Kathan; if only I had not brought along the journalist to your home to do this interview in-person; if only he hadn’t asked your opinion on your how you feel about the communalised situations that spring up in India, every now and then nowadays; if only Karawaan-e-Mohabbat had decided not to run this part of the interview…
Then again, I get angry too, just as you said you do, to think of what has my tolerant, and secular India come to… why are we making Sahir’s lines ‘Mitti ka bhi hai mol magar, insaanon ki keemat kuch bhi nahi’ ring true, all over again. You were right when you said, why should any Muslim use the shroud of religion to remain in the regressive shadows? Why should we Muslims not feel persecuted all the time? I share your anger at having to prove my loyalty again and again to my country, and why should I? this is my motherland. I share my anger with you, when some bigots believe they have the right to banish you or me or anyone else they like to Pakistan or anywhere else. I am in as much anguish as you, when innocent, ‘bezubaan’ cows are propped up every now and then as an excuse to lynch fathers, sons, brothers in the name of religion and yes, it is anguishing to see how more and more election results are the consequence of manipulated post-truth.
It saddens me that I am, and many of those belonging to my generation, and the generation after me, are responsible for all that is, as it is today. Somewhere we failed, in probably teaching our youngsters the ability to differentiate the right from wrong, the ability to remove the chaff from the grain, the ability to question based on logic, the ability to look at two sides of a narrative, so as not to be swayed by rhetoric... It hurts that these lines, penned by a Pakistani shayar seem to taunt me, mock me with their truth
“Wo jahalat jo hum pe sadiyon se taari thi,
Aapke dwaar pahunchi
Badhai, ho badhai”
But as is the nature of hope, I too say goodbye to 2018, and look forward to the new year, just about an hour away, humming to myself “Wo subah kabhi toh aayegi…”, as I eagerly await for the glory of another brand new morning, with the hope that I never ever have to say “I am sorry Naseer saheb” again.

Monday, September 5, 2016

JIO MODI JI, BUT WITHIN THE DECORUM OF YOUR CHAIR


As I groggily picked up the newspaper for my daily dose of morning read, I had the PM staring at me from the front page of Times of India, Mumbai. I almost dismissed the ad, thinking it must be some government ad, or worse some election ad. But as my still-in-sleep eyes scrolled down, it struck me that this was actually an advertisement for the corporate giant Reliance’s latest offering- Jio.
My sleep snapped out and my head started whirring up questions any media and communications professional would ask, on such an endorsement by the PM of India. Having spent close to five decades in advertising and communications, learning the intricate ropes of my various roles, as I climbed up the ranks to head Media, Creative and Planning departments, I belong to a generation that is extremely particular about being on the right side of law, more so, as we practiced our profession. Studying and applying Laws, Acts, Regulations, especially those that governed our clients’ businesses or our profession, was not just a job, but our responsibility. As communication advisors to the client, it was the onus of the advertising agency to ensure responsible communication of the client’s products/ services; the ownership was on the agency to ensure we were truthful and well within law in the ‘what’, ‘how’ ‘where’ and to ‘who’ we communicated.
To our then woe (but what seems a delight now!), the media houses we dealt with had vigilant legal departments who swooped on any errant advertiser like a hawk, if they ever noticed an advertiser violate the law in any manner. My media friends would often tell me how they had to court arrest because of a miss on their part to notice violation of acts such as the The Emblems and Names (Prevention of Improper Use) Act, Drugs and Magic Remedies (Objectionable Advertisements) Act, or the Lotteries (Regulation) Act.
This morning, I was asking myself who could have committed such a gross blunder of using the PM’s name and picture in an advertisement that was so blatantly selling a very-much-for-profit-product? To me it was just the kind of miss I would expect from the young and fiery millennials, who can often overlook the fine print in the frenzy of their enthusiasm. To my horror, by evening the PM was beaming and punching away at a phone in the TV ad of Jio, like modelling is his second skin! What got my goat further was that the ninety-second clip, in addition to the PM, showed images of Swami Vivekanand, Mahatma Gandhi, Rabindranath Tagore and Mother Teresa. The Emblems and Names (Prevention of Improper Use) Act, 1950 (http://industries.delhigovt.nic.in/functions/emblems.html ), in its schedule clearly prohibits the use of Mahatma Gandhi’s name amongst others. I am hoping that of the RTIs filed in this case, Kiren Rijiju or any other Minister of Modi Government will respond, or even better take action with as much alacrity as he did on a query pertaining to the same act in May 2015.
With all due respect, being the smart businessman that Mukesh Ambani is, I have the conviction that he may have well sought the permission of the Central Govt to be able to run these ads and to get the PM to be his chief ambassador. If he did, then would it be asking for too much from the Ministry of Information and Broadcasting or the Ministry of Corporate Affairs or any other relevant Ministry to tell us citizens this simple truth, and zip the wagging tongues?
In a democratic set-up where the Government of the day is supposed to be non-partisan, I and some like me would like to know why the people’s elected representative, the PM, is making an exception and advertising for a very-much-for-profit company? Even if it is explained off as just the PM dedicating this service to the nation, why not be the face of BSNL, MTNL where he can announce an investment to create a giant bigger than Jio? By choosing to be the face of a product from a billion dollar company, who is accused of stealing gas worth 11000 crores from government fields, what message is the PM giving to India’s citizens and India Inc? Is this the very same man who declared ‘Na khayenge, na khane denge?’ How fair can play be for the other telecom players- Airtel, Vodafone, Idea etc., if the PM himself chooses to endorse a competition in the market they operate? For a man who has been trying to market the country abroad as a great place to invest, what 
signal does he send by compromising on his neutrality as PM, with his controversial, over-the-top endorsement? Will the PM or the government he runs now encourage a barrage of brands to indiscriminately use India’s Emblems and protected names of icons, with their silence on the umbrage this ad has given rise to? The PM could have chosen a much more transparent way of going about this messy episode by simply amending the act, if need be, by going through vote in both the houses of the Parliament, before modelling for these ads. Even simpler, if a permission has been given by the Central government, a government spokesperson just needs to tell the nation about it and the reason why they have made an exception.  Some pertinently wonder if the PM too will now attract a jail term up to five years, apart from penalty of Rs 50 lakh if Jio fails, as per the government’s recent nod to impose stringent accountability on celebrities for endorsing products and for misleading advertisements that make unrealistic claims.

The questions are many, and we can only hope our ever so expressive PM will have a valid answer to these, to explain the same to the citizens who voted him to power. While there is no denying his PR and marketing skills, it may just help to also be on the right side of decorum, especially as the Head of the State and as someone, millions of ordinary Indians look up to.